you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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