U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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