Jerry, you need to find god
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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