I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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