It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.