That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana