my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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