I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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