To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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