I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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