The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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