..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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