Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.