So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay