There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.