dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
last night I used snow as a chaser
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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