The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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