careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Since when is my clitoris pierced?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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