East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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