What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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