Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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