The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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