Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once