I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.