Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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