This is not my ceiling
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.