Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
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Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?