epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.