am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk