I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans