Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.