I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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