I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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