i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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