I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
A+ Viking dick
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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