Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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