so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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