that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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