she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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