I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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