If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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