never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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