all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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