Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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