There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.