People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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