It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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