K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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