He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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