we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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