Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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