She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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