Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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