Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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