is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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