sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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