you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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